I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?