Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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