They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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