so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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