Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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