I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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