Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It was confusing and full of hummus
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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