I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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