i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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