What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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