quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I believe in your delicious
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