It's like God shit irony all over that family
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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