a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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