She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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