At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.