I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.