Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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