You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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