I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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