Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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