I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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