when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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