I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you made out with another girl for some wings
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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