I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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