It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
