We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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