just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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