so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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