I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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