u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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