Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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