you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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