Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think i peed on brittanys purse
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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