You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Randomize
