I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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