OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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