So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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