Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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