I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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