Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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