OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
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God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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