how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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