I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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