The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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