Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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