i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
17 year olds will be the death of me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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