I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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