My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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