After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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