talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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