I'm really into asian looking animals
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize