can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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