I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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