Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I believe in your delicious
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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