my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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