You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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