i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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